Dude, I pull the e-brake in the rain, to take corners in my neighbhorhod. I especially love it, around 2:45, when kids are walking through the area to go home. Holding their grandmother's hands, laughing and smiling.
And I do this all, while texting, plotting my next course on my GPS device, bumping my content devoid techno music to the max, and making cheesy 1 line references to "The Fast and the Furious" while I relish in my "Type-R" badge in the back.
I'm so cool.
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Cornering Junkie
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