[navylife59]

Hmmm, let's tally my score with the great ole' State of Louseyana

1. Door ding 5days after I bought my tC. Happened in the parking lot of a swank restaurant. Nimrod decided to park he new Maxima in a non-designated parking spot leaving only about a foot distance between us. I have a little ding and he has a 10W foot print on his door and a key ring love letter.
2. Whataburger plastic cup is ran over by the car in front of me on I-10 and a large piece scrapes across my hood.
3. Nearly the same section of highway, going the opposite direction, a huge turkey buzzard takes flight from the grassy center median right into a card about 50 yards ahead of me doing 90MPH. The bird takes the side-view mirror completely of which flies across my hood, straight over the glass roof, then between the hatch and my CF rear wing. Just the hatch suffered a scratch.
4. A bizzillion rocks from all of the oil field equipment trucks. I have about 5 huge chinks in the paint plus the front facade is peppered.
5. Wheels all scratched up from the cratered roads down here in New Orleans. No, they were crappy before the hurricane, so Bush, the Federal Govt., and the rest of America are not to blame for New Orleans being a POS city.
6. Last but not least is the a-hole who rear-ended me at a yield merge lane, then had the balls to speed away. Needless to say I caught and got his license plate number. Stupid me for thinking that Louseyana law enforcement would do anything about it. I am soon to pay a-hole a visit.