Police Experiences

[Redneck4csa]

Post your experiences with the law here!

[StreetBrawler89]

Worst ticket I ever got was 92 in a 55, I was driving a Nissan Sentra and had the pedal mashed doing 120 when a cop came around the bend in the road, turned around, and turned on his radar I was still doing 92 even though I had slammed the break.

[Redneck4csa]

My worst ticket was when I got caught driving on a learner's without a parent lol. I was dating a girl and I would go over there after her parents left and before she had to go to school.

[Nathanr.6168]

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[Jay666]

This is possibly not a worst, but a best, because I did not get caught, miraculously...

Long story, but 120 in a 45 (normally 65, posted as 45 for construction/lane widening on route 88 in the Chicago area).

Blew past a cop hiding behind an underpass. I knew I was screwed (probably arrested) and kept it at 120 until I got to the next exit. I saw him pull out behind me emmidiately, but by the time I got to the exit, I was too far ahead of him and he was out of sight.

I raced off the exit ramp and pulled into the parking lot of a movie theater near the exit and parked my car among the cluster of cars. I waited there for about 15 minutes with my heart beating out of my chest before taking an alternate route home.

Most def would have arrested me.

[Nathanr.6168]

:O lucky... I would of been caught...

[bwolfe84]

i was at a buck 55 on my bike and split two undercover cops doing 80...

talk about a puckered butthole. THey TRIED to catch up for about 10 secs, then they backed off

[justplayxtragic]

Worst ticket? Or just all around close calls? I have a few of both.

I think the most recent was September or October. I was running late to work (had to be there at 4:30AM) and there was literally NO ONE on the road. So I was going 105 in a 55 then there was some whack construction all of a sudden so I made a U-turn. Cop followed me in an undercover Charger then pulled me over. Questioned me about where I'm headed and why I made that U-turn then accused me of stealing my car cos I was kinda nervous and shaky. Told me to slow the F down then asked what time we open at Starbucks. Let me go, then an hour and a half later, rolled up to Starbucks with some of his buddies and says "Oh wow. I pulled you over earlier! So uh, can you hook me up with something?"

[Redneck4csa]

Did you oblige?

[Nathanr.6168]

:O hey no fair! All cops want is food... I could give them a $450 scholarship to the college I work at but NOOOOOOOOO they would rather some jelly filled donuts or some coffee...

[justplayxtragic]

But of course!!! And then my manager looked at me and just laughed hysterically.

Nathan, I'll take a $450 scholarship. I think that will cover food expenses at George Mason University.

[navylife59]

Try doing a Nascar style spin out in a tight turn ending up rolling backwards next to 2 policemen chatting with each other in a parking lot.

Getting a ticket 3 (4 total) towns in a row while returning from a funeral of my Step Father.

Getting surrounded by police cars and going to jail only find out it was mistaken identity.

Getting tagged for someone else's excessive speeding while I was driving an econobox with a slipping clutch.

Getting a ticket, in Italian, from a Sicilian Polizia Municipale for parking a vehicle in motorcyle restricted parking. This is the equivalent of parking in a handicap spot. It was a rental and was used by about 20 people. And here I thought it was blasting up and down Mt Etna at breakneck speeds.

Getting a ticket for rolling thru a stop sign (I was stopped) because the female cop did not like me pulling in front of her. Then later missing a big football game/school because I was in jail for said ticket. I later got revenge later by the poo present I left in front of the station.

Going to jail for a $1. Hey, it was a matter of principal.

The list goes on and on so I will finish on a good note. Traveling about 48 in a 35. Got pulled over by the Officer coming from the other direction. He asked me why I was going so fast. I told him straight up that I was rushing home to get some audio/visual gear for a huge party at my friend's condo. He asked what high school that I went to. When I said Garland High School, he said, "Slow it down. Gig 'Em Owls!" and then left.

[Jay666]

Wow, that's hilarious on so many levels.

[punk2m1d]

Been pulled over ~24 times. Only received 3 tickets (all speeding). One was the day before I flew to Vegas to do the Richard Petty Driving Experience. I was just trying to get some practice in. At the RPDE the guy asked me if I'd had any previous racing experience. I told him I've got a couple speeding tickets, and he liked that answer.

Some excuses that have worked for me: Here's where my acting skills come in handy. "I'm sorry officer. This is really embarrassing, but... I have to pee so bad, and I didn't want to get a public urination fine. My house is just down the road, I swear." I laughed the rest of the way home.

"My girlfriend just called and said if I made it to her house in (set time here) she'd make it worth my while"

The last cop that pulled me over (no front licence plate) asked, "Is this the tC?" We then engaged in a conversation about how aweosme this car is. I then proceeded to lie and told him the plate was off cuz my dad and just finished working on the car and lost the screws.

[Nathanr.6168]

But of course!!! And then my manager looked at me and just laughed hysterically.

Nathan, I'll take a $450 scholarship. I think that will cover food expenses at George Mason University.

It's for a class at the college I work at, but I'm not sure you would be interested in it. The class is called "Bible Study Methods"

[justplayxtragic]

It's for a class at the college I work at, but I'm not sure you would be interested in it. The class is called "Bible Study Methods"

Far from. Bible study is not something in my vocabulary, sorry dear.

[justplayxtragic]

You're my hero, navy

[justplayxtragic]

I generally just get off the hook for acting like a complete moron or pulling the pity thing where I work two jobs, go to school full time, and I'm a firefighter. Eh, I don't know.

[Redneck4csa]

I generally just get off the hook for acting like a complete moron or pulling the pity thing where I work two jobs, go to school full time, and I'm a firefighter. Eh, I don't know.

Plus you're hot as hell.

[StreetBrawler89]

I used to have my girlfriend ride around with me because she was the police chiefs daughter, and smoking hot.